Actual things I overheard in public in Athens, GA over two weekends:
"I think he's a douche bag. I think he's an asshole. But I don't dislike him."
"You felt something. But you weren't being completely subtle. You had a level of expectation."
"The drunkest I ever got was when..."
"She said that...and she wasn't even drunk!"
Something someone actually said to me:
"Athens is a cross between Berkeley and Mayberry."
And on a restaurant's bathroom mirror:
"The lost tribe salutes you from the other side of the veil."